I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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