the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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