So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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