my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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