Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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