We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
