we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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