Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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