It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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