R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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