What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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