Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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