I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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