my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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