So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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