I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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