Yo dont text me then not text me
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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