GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize
