the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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