Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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