Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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