Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It's Friday. Sex?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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