I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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