By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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