There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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