break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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