You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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