legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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