I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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