HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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