it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Oh Jesus.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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