they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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