i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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