Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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