problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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