I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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