I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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