Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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