Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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