Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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