so that wasnt chicken after all
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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