I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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