If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
tell me about the eggs
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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