I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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