Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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