their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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