So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize