wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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