do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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