The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
