I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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