playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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