Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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