So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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