I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
wow bdsm is so cute
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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