My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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