I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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