A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So much rum. So many feels.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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