i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
